How are the prices crisis - is almost true story

Client: ... '.

Call for production company. On-line director of advertising agency. malignantly.
Director: ' Count up, oh, customers. ate! . Are you there preload. You know: the crisis of hu -. VMS, customers do not roll on the road. '.

Call the supplier of materials. On-line director of production company. anxiously.
Director: ' Vasya! . Advertisers arm twisting, require low price, I can not run in the negative. Maybe you have some material from skidochka price for a crisis. You understand: the crisis, it is necessary to survive! '.

Meeting with your. Present Director and Purchasing Manager.
Director: ' Well, what shall we do? '.
Manager: ' I have no idea what the price of the crisis. But we have in stock from last year is the German material. He was exactly half of the required. And half of the Chinese dobem. '.
Director: ' What are you doing! .
Manager: ' But the price crisis. And we get rid of the illiquid asset and sympathetic, even scalded. '.
Director: 'I agree and ship. '.

Meeting at a production company. Present staff and director.
Director: ' Outside the crisis. And we have a difficult situation. Customers are demanding lower prices. So now you will pay the crisis - a 25 % lower. Who would not agree - could retire. In the courtyard of the place who want to work. '.
Workers: ' But why there is a crisis. We agree. '.
Director (to himself): ... EPT! . Long Live the Crisis! . '.
Workers ( among themselves ): ' Once the crisis wages, job crisis is a crisis with a hammer and screwdriver Crisis. And anyway, let's go hryapnem, and then work in a crisis will not do sober. When else will be able to both freebies and that none of this is not fucking EDT. '.

Meeting at an advertising agency. Present Director and Manager.
Director: ' How's the situation with our regular customer. '.
Manager: ... We have a client - 25%. The client is happy the shit out, we welded in this order 25% extra to the normal margin. '.
Director: ' Oh, you nihuyasebe! . When else can so scalded. '.

Meeting the client. Present hrenovina shipped, the customer, and random shoppers in the store at the customer.
Customer: ' It seems to have spent less money, and feeling as if I fuck. Sense of crisis, perhaps. The crisis is over, and it will be very. '.
Customers (to himself): ... Save, poor guy. '.

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